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100 mother fuckers can’t tell him nothin’. 

Mini zip-bag pre-orders here.

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this never gets old

I met the creator of this a month ago and he said he got a lot of hate mail from dudebros who thought that he was a woman complaining about these problems.


Bolding mine.

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REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?


Confession: I think these stupid fuckers are so damn cute.

Possums also help control lyme disease! They groom themselves so well that any deer ticks that try to hitch a ride don’t stand a chance.

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Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

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So we ask Pizza Hut to write a Black Butler Quote on our box right:


And what the fuck do we get??!?!?!


"Maybe watch a better anime"

WEll you know what Fuck You Pizza guy!!!!

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Zoom raelinae:


i was trying to make a cool rei gif but i missed the chair 

#this is the most accurate possible rei gif(via happiness-hit-hard)It really, really is.



i was trying to make a cool rei gif but i missed the chair 

#this is the most accurate possible rei gif
(via happiness-hit-hard)
It really, really is.

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Les malheurs de Sophie, the animated series.

Les malheurs de Sophie (Sophie’s misfortunes) by the Countess of Ségur is a traditionnal french children’s book. It tells the story of a little girl who tends to be mischievous and ill-tempered, and how she grows up to overcome her bad character and become a good person. Although this is a tale for children, it deals with very serious and heart-breaking issues: losing your parents, being beaten and mistreated, poverty, death, redemption and forgiveness…

I remember how much I loved the book and this series, it is very respectful of the original story (or should I say ‘stories’ as it combines the three books in which Sophie appears), and it is visually beautiful. This is my childhood, and I wish there were more things like this on TV.

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:


Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.










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I’ve probably reblogged this about 4 or 5 times now, but I don’t care. I love this so much.

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